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An American Airlines flight en route from Los Angeles to New York had to make an emergency landing last Thursday because a woman wouldn’t stop singing I Will Always Love You, CNN reports.

The flight landed in Kansas City to remove the woman from the plane.

“The passenger was detained, not arrested, and then released pending further investigation by the TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) and federal air marshals,” airport spokesman Tom McKenna said, according to a report from CNN affiliate KMBC.

“I can confirm that she was singing I Will Always Love You as she was escorted off the plane.” McKenna said.

A passenger on the flight recorded video of the woman singing the chorus to the song while police escorted her off the plane.

Dolly Parton released the original version of the song in 1974 and Whitney Houston covered it for the 1992 movie The Bodyguard

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Jonah Falcon was at the San Francisco International Airport  preparing to travel from San Francisco to his home in New York City when he was stopped and questioned by Transportation Security Administration agents because they noticed a large and suspicious bulge in the front of his pants.

The agents questioned Falcon about the contents of his pants, and whether he was hiding something in his pockets.  Falcon told the TSA agents that the only thing he was transporting in his pants was his enormous penis.

From the San Francisco Chronicle

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect.

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