Colorado police searching for ‘Mad Pooper’ jogger

Posted: September 20, 2017 in Uncategorized

Police in Colorado need help finding a woman who was caught defecating on a sidewalk in front of children.

“We call her the Mad Pooper of Pine Creek!” said Cathy Budde.

Budde and her family have had enough.

“It’s not like it’s private. People can see you. I mean, we are seeing her,” Budde said.

The woman reportedly had her pants around ankles in broad daylight. Budde’s kids saw it happen first, reports KKTV.

“They came screaming, like, ‘You’re not going to believe this.’ They are like crying. I’m like, ‘What?’ They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ And so I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Oh dear goodness!’ I was like, ‘Are you serious, are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry,'” Budde said.

She said if that was it, there wouldn’t be a problem.

“So I thought for sure she’s mortified. It was an accident. She will go get a dog bag, come back clean it up and never run here ever again. Not the case,” Budde said.

Budde said the runner knows what she’s doing and comes with napkins in her pockets.

“There’s a bathroom across the street right here. Our park has porta-potties, there’s a gas station right here,” she said.

She’s even worked on an embarrassing smear campaign, posting a sign to get her to cut the… well, you know.

Officers have asked Budde to snap some pictures of her and get the word out, hoping she will stop before indecent exposure and public defecation charges.

“It’s just not a natural thing we would do in our society to drop your trousers and relieve yourself right there when you know that there are people around especially,” said Mark Odette, who was visiting a nearby park.

Budde said she has had other people come forward saying they have seen the same woman relieve herself outside a local Walgreens and in people’s yards.

http://6abc.com/mad-pooper-on-loose-in-colo-/2435670/

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