Wisconsin Man Accidentally Fires Nail Gun Into Heart (But He’s Fine)

Doug Bergeson of Wisconsin accidentally shot a nail through his chest and into his heart … then drove himself to the ER, where open-heart surgery removed the 3 1/2-inch nail and saved his life.

The accident with the nail gun happened seven weeks ago.

The accident happened as Bergeson was holding the nail gun on the other side of a piece of lumber, aiming for a spot he couldn’t quite reach. He accidentally dropped the tool, and it fired toward him.

First, he felt the nail go in. “It kind of stung me,” he said.

Then he reached down and felt it sticking out from his ribs. “That’s not good,” he recalls thinking.

Then he looked and saw the nail pulsing with his heartbeat. “It’s kind of like, ‘I’m not going to get anything done today, I can see that already.’ ”

Bergeson drove his truck to the ER, but wasn’t feeling so great by the time he arrived. He told a security guard, “It’d be great if you can find somebody to help me out here. I’m just going to sit down.”

When he got in touch with his wife, he said he needed a new shirt. When she arrived at the hospital, he said, quote: “Oops.”

Doctors told WBAY the nail pierced Bergeson’s heart right next to a major artery. A slightly different angle or position could have created “a much more complicated problem,” as a cardiothoracic surgeon with a gift for understatement said. And Bergeson correctly left the nail in place instead of trying to remove it, which would have been even more dangerous.

After open-heart surgery, Bergeson is doing great. He healed right up — no permanent damage.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/16/543697015/aw-shoot-wisconsin-man-accidentally-fires-nail-gun-into-heart-but-hes-fine

Thieves at large, with 20,000 pounds of cheese, in Wisconsin

Police in southeastern Wisconsin say 20,000 pounds of cheese have vanished. The cheese, produced by U.S. Foods, was in a semitrailer parked at a business in the Milwaukee suburb of Oak Creek when it went missing Thursday.

Police say the semi driver was transporting the load from Green Bay to the New York City area and unhitched the trailer to run an errand. When he returned, the trailer and $46,000 worth of cheese was gone.

It’s not the first such heist of the legacy commodity in a state where sports fans like to wear foam wedges on their heads. A semitrailer carrying $70,000 worth of cheese was stolen from Germantown, another Milwaukee suburb, in January.

http://bigstory.ap.org/f17f21e16dcc44eb9374057028e0ce33