Florida Woman Arrested for Posing as a Doctor and Injecting Woman’s Buttocks with Fix-A-Flat

A Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient’s rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.

According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, “Fix a Flat,” mineral oil and super glue.

The amateur incision was then sealed with super glue, police said. The victim was later hospitalized with a serious medical condition as a result of the injections.

Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond. it was unknown whether she has an attorney.

Police believe there may be other victims of Morris who may be afraid to come forward. They said the victims haven’t done anything illegal and shouldn’t be afraid to come forward.

Anyone with information is asked to call Miami Gardens Police at 305-474-1420.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Fake-Doctor-Busted-For-Bad-Butt-Injections-134129628.html

Colorado Man Calls Police to Erroneously Report a Burglar When His Girlfriend Showed Up

Police say when a Colorado Springs man’s girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before a woman he’d met online was due to visit, he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.

 The 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor was cited with a misdemeanor of false reporting to authorities, the Colorado Springs Gazette reports.

Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met on Craigslist to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.

According to police, when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20126583-504083/police-colo-man-reported-other-woman-as-burglar-when-girlfriend-shows-up/

Toe-Sucking Assailant on the Loose in Arkansas

 

Police in Conway, Arkansas have received two complaints in the past week about a man who seems desperate to suck women’s toes — whether they want him to or not.

“This is on the police department’s radar, and they are concerned,” said LaTresha Woodruff, police spokeswoman in Conway, about 30 miles from Little Rock. “They are taking information and trying to figure out who is doing it … we want him off the streets.”

Last Saturday, Ruth Harris, an 83-year-old Conway woman, told police that she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment.

A man approached her and said he liked her feet. According to a police report, the man took off one of her shoes and began sucking on her toe.

“The man then asked if he could kiss her and she had told him no and told him he was crazy,” the report stated.

The man left quickly after people walked into the apartment complex’s courtyard.

 

On Tuesday, police received another call from a woman who said that on Saturday she was shopping at a local department store when she noticed a man staring at her.

He approached her and “told her he loved her toes, and they were so long and beautiful,” the report said.

The man then told the woman that he had a foot fetish and that “her toes are so long and succulent” and he wanted to suck them. When the woman’s cell phone rang, the man retreated.

He then returned and chatted with her for a brief moment. She told police that the man was wearing flip flops, a T-shirt, and blue jeans.

She said the man had “messed up toes.”

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/16/us-toe-sucking-idUSTRE78F42P20110916

 

Chinese Couple Sells Their Children for Online Gaming

Chinese couple Li Lin and Li Juan has been apprehended by authorities after, yes, selling their three children to pay for online games.

The couple, who reportedly met at an internet cafe in 2007, bonded over their love for online gaming, and a year later had their first child, a baby boy. In 2009 they “welcomed” their second child, a baby girl, shortly thereafter deciding to sell her to support their online gaming habit. They did so, and earned RMB 3,000 — a little under $500 — later selling their firstborn child for ten times that, at RMB 30,000 (about $4600). They later had another baby boy, and sold him at the same price.

Upon their arrest, the couple claimed that they were unaware that it was illegal to sell their children for throwaway gaming funds. When asked if they’d miss their children, they responded, “We don’t want to raise them, we just want to sell them for some money.”

http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/221445/chinese-couple-sells-their-kids-for-online-gaming-money/

Billy Joe Madden

The Louisiana State Police said troopers arrested a Hattiesburg man after he let his 8-year-old son drive on Interstate 12 near Holden. State police said they received a call shortly after 6:30 a.m. Saturday about a green Chevrolet pickup truck driving erratically on the interstate in Livingston Parish. The caller told police that a child appeared to be the driver of the pickup. Troopers located and stopped the vehicle, and they said a boy was driving the truck while his father, Billy Joe Madden, 28, slept in the passenger seat. 

Police said that Madden’s 4-year-old daughter was riding in the backseat. 

After interviewing Madden, troopers said they found out that he was intoxicated, and he fell asleep while his son drove from Hattiesburg to Dallas.

Read more: http://www.wdsu.com/news/28716507/detail.html#ixzz1Te1GIWmL

Joseph W. Schexnider’s Skeleton in the Chimney

Skeletal remains found in the chimney of an Abbeville, Louisiana, bank two months ago have been identified as those of Joseph W. Schexnider, who vanished at age 22 in January 1984. He would be 49 now.

His disappearance was noted after he failed to show up for a court hearing on a charge of possession of a stolen vehicle. When Vermilion Parish sheriff’s deputies showed up at his home to take him in to custody, Schexnider’s mother said he had fled to avoid arrest.

Schexnider had gloves and a cigarette lighter on him, but no bag or anything to indicate he planned to carry loot from the bank. And Hardy told the TV station there was nothing to indicate that Schexnider was killed and his body dumped in the chimney.  Authorities say he likely died of dehydration and starvation.

And how could Schexnider have been missing for nearly three decades in the main branch of a bank which sits right on the main square in the town of 25,000 people?

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/27/why-was-skeleton-in-chimney-of-louisiana-bank/

$6.6 Billion Cash Flown From the US to Iraq for Reconstruction is Missing

The Iraqi and U.S. governments have been unable to account for a substantial chunk of the billions of dollars in reconstruction aid the Bush administration literally airlifted into the country. If the cash proves to have been stolen, the heist could represent “the largest theft of funds in national history,” according to a report in the Los Angeles Times.

Pentagon officials determined that one giant C-130 Hercules cargo plane could carry $2.4 billion in shrink-wrapped bricks of $100 bills. They sent an initial full planeload of cash, followed by 20 other flights to Iraq by May 2004 in a $12-billion haul that U.S. officials believe to be the biggest international cash airlift of all time.

Special inspector general for Iraqi reconstruction Stuart Bowen told the paper the missing $6.6 billion may be “the largest theft of funds in national history.”

Iraqi officials say it was the U.S. government’s job to keep track of the funds, which were brought in as an emergency measure to keep basic infrastructure going after Saddam Hussein’s ouster. House Government Reform Committee investigators found in 2005 evidence of “substantial waste, fraud and abuse in the actual spending and disbursement of the Iraqi funds.”

Witnesses testified that millions of dollars were shoved into “gunnysacks” and disbursed to Iraqi contractors on pick-up trucks, with what seemed to be little financial controls or accounting on the part of the U.S. government.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-missing-billions-20110613,0,4414060.story

Thanks to Mr. Cuomo for bringing this to the attention of the It’s Interesting community.

“Extra Sugar” at Dunkin’ Donuts

In an operation known as “extra sugar,” police in Rockaway Township, New Jersey investigated and subsequently arrested a Dunkin’ Donuts employee for prostitution. Melissa Redmond, 29, worked the night shift at the Double D.

The investigation began from an anonymous tip to police that people could go to the Dunkin’ Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liaison with Ms. Redmond. Detective Kyle Schwarzmann, stated, “She was a night time employee [working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.], supposedly a very good one.’’

Police commenced surveillance of the scene. It was a popular assignment, because it gave police a rare opportunity to eat donuts while ON duty.

They observed that Ms. Redmond would take breaks, go out to men’s cars, and spend 10-15 minutes in the vehicle. That’s a latte time.

They overheard words like “Big ‘N Toasty,” “Stuffed Breadsticks” and “Glazed Cake Stick.”

Finally, a policeman posing as a “John” approached Ms. Redmond. They discussed sugary treats, and she may have suggested the Guayaba Burst Donut. She was arrested just a short time later for soliciting sex from an undercover officer, and for failing to alert him that for just a dollar more, he could get a full dozen.

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/style/dunkin-donuts-extra-sugar-for-sex-code-cracked-by-nj-police

Beware of Free Yogurt Samples at the Grocery Store

 

 

A 28 year old New Mexico woman was grocery shopping last January when Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department, approached her with a yogurt sample.

After ingesting a spoonful of the free sample, the woman immediately thought it tasted “gross and disgusting” and said, “it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In her handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to the store manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

Read her handwritten statement here:  http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/777yogurtsample.jpg

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told him how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend took her suspicions (and what was left of the yogurt sample) to the New Mexico police department, who ran tests on the sample.

When police arrived at Sunflower Farmers Market to investigate the January 25th incident, they arrested Garcia on the spot after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor.

Read more: http://straightfromthea.com/2011/02/09/semen-laced-yogurt-sample/#ixzz1Te4ChXm3